1. Jessica Alba
The second name in the Jessica troika (sorry to Jessica Simpson, but she failed to make the list) is a name that strikes horniness in the hearts of men everywhere. We’re still waiting for that obligatory, yet artsy, nude scene. But in the mean time, we’ll keep her around because she’s just the sexiest woman alive in cinema.
2. Jessica Biel
Like Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Biel is not known for her steller acting career. But she is known for her hot-to-trot body. Even films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Stealth were watchable thanks to her skimpy outfits.
3. Monica Bellucci
We don’t care how old she is. Monica Bellucci is smoking hot. Even when she’s playing the Virgin Mary. From The Matrix Reloaded to Shoot ‘Em Up, Monica makes us hungry for Italian food.
4. Scarlett Johansson
She’s not one to be missed in the magazines. Not the greatest actress alive, but definitely sexy.
5. Jaime Pressley
Sexy tattoos, big eyes and a hot little body put the white trash icon on the list.
6. Kate Beckinsale
Underwold, Underwold: Evolution and Van Helsing. We love Kate in leather!
7. Halle Berry
Here’s a shout-out to an Ohio girl who still has what it takes to rev our engines.
8. Charlize Theron
See, we had her on the list, but just not at number one. It was Fat Guy Neil Miller who changed his tune when he saw the Esquire photos. And while she looked like shit in Monster, North Country and now In the Valley of Elah, we both agree that this South African is still a sexy little number.
9. Salma Hayek
Robert Rodriguez be praised! It was he who introduced the world to sexy Salma in Desperado, offering us one of the steamiest love scenes she’s done right out of the gate. Even the unibrow in Frida wasn’t enough to ugly her down.
10. Elisha Cuthbert
Yeah, she’s been in a lot of crap, but who can deny the sexiness of this lady. We remember her best for The Girl Next Door and for the high school fantasy for Luke Wilson in Old School.
The second name in the Jessica troika (sorry to Jessica Simpson, but she failed to make the list) is a name that strikes horniness in the hearts of men everywhere. We’re still waiting for that obligatory, yet artsy, nude scene. But in the mean time, we’ll keep her around because she’s just the sexiest woman alive in cinema.
Like Elisha Cuthbert, Jessica Biel is not known for her steller acting career. But she is known for her hot-to-trot body. Even films like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Stealth were watchable thanks to her skimpy outfits.
We don’t care how old she is. Monica Bellucci is smoking hot. Even when she’s playing the Virgin Mary. From The Matrix Reloaded to Shoot ‘Em Up, Monica makes us hungry for Italian food.
She’s not one to be missed in the magazines. Not the greatest actress alive, but definitely sexy.
Sexy tattoos, big eyes and a hot little body put the white trash icon on the list.
Underwold, Underwold: Evolution and Van Helsing. We love Kate in leather!
Here’s a shout-out to an Ohio girl who still has what it takes to rev our engines.
See, we had her on the list, but just not at number one. It was Fat Guy Neil Miller who changed his tune when he saw the Esquire photos. And while she looked like shit in Monster, North Country and now In the Valley of Elah, we both agree that this South African is still a sexy little number.
Robert Rodriguez be praised! It was he who introduced the world to sexy Salma in Desperado, offering us one of the steamiest love scenes she’s done right out of the gate. Even the unibrow in Frida wasn’t enough to ugly her down.
Yeah, she’s been in a lot of crap, but who can deny the sexiness of this lady. We remember her best for The Girl Next Door and for the high school fantasy for Luke Wilson in Old School.
